Contact

If you'd like to get in touch with me for whatever reason - whether it be to offer me work, to congratulate me on a particularly pithy and fluid turn of phrase what I have come up with, to take me to task over some glib and hurtful remark, or even to surreptitiously find out where I live so you can track me down and kill me in my sleep - you have a choice...

EMAIL me. Piece of cake. I will probably respect you more if you just send an email like any sane, well-adjusted human being. 

PHONE ​me. Slightly more difficult as you don't have my number. That's deliberate. Don't phone me. Although my number is hanging about the place if you feel you absolutely must. 

Or fill in the form below...


Piece of cake.