Notebook :: Friday 4th March, 2011 :: Moses

Stranger: Buongiorno.

Me: Buongiorno.

Stranger: You speak English?

Me: Sí.

Stranger: Where are you from?

Me: England.

Stranger: I knew that. I saw your face. I knew that you were English.

Me: What can I do for you?

Stranger: You a tourist?

Me: No, I’m a writer. I’m travelling through.

Stranger: You a writer?

Me: Yeah. I’m a writer without any money.

Stranger: It’s not possible. You can’t be a writer and not have money.

Me: I didn’t say I was any good. Anyway, I write on the internet. Anyone can write on the internet.

Stranger: This is true. You are right, you are right.

Me: Thank you.

Stranger: I have a PhD in economics but there’s no work. I have a wife and two kids at home and I can’t find work. So I come here, walk the streets, ask people for money.

Me: Where’s home?

Stranger: Huh?

Me: You said you have a wife and two kids at home. Where’s home?

Stranger: Torino.

Me: Oh, right.

Stranger: I have two kids.

Me: I know. I’m happy for you.

Stranger: Why are you happy?

Me: Because you’ve got kids. That’s nice.

Stranger: Yeah, it’s nice, but it’s not nice that I can’t take care of them. I have to ask people for money. It’s…

Me: I know. I had to ask people for money recently. It’s embarrassing.

Stranger: It’s embarrassing. Yeah. Fuck.

Me: What’s your name?

Stranger: Moses.

Me: I’m Karl.

[We shake hands. I take some money out of my pocket. There is a two-euro coin and some smaller ones. I think about putting the two-euro coin back in my pocket but I don’t want to appear mean. Plus, I have it. I have two euros. Moses has two kids.]

Me: Here you go.

Moses: Thank you.

Me: But I take your photograph, OK?

[My camera is already round my neck. I am a tourist really.]

Moses: OK.

[I take his photograph.]

Moses: Let me see, let me see.

[I show Moses the photograph.]



Me: Ti piace?

Moses: It’s cool, it’s cool.

Me: OK. Good luck, Moses.

Moses: Goodbye.

[Moses moseys on down the road. I sit down and write. A writer writes. This blog post cost me nearly three euros. A snip.]

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