English Teacher

I have taught English on and off for more than 20 years. Check out my profile on italki for more details. Incidentally, when you join italki, you are obliged to make a video, showing yourself, advertising your wares, like a prostitute of language, semi-naked in a window, prepositioning foreigners. Quite right too. People need to see what they're getting. They were getting this...

However, in truth, now that copywriting has taken over as my coalfacial focal point, I'm pretty much done with teaching. Unless, that is, you're prepared to pay a minimum of €50 an hour.

For €50 an hour, I will come out of retirement and teach the pants off of you. Obviously I don't mean that in a sexual way, but I can't guarantee there won't be tension. I'm at my sexiest when I'm teaching someone bright, hungry and upper-intermediate or above. 

When I have a moment, I'll put together a few testimonials. We'll have fun if nothing else. 

So yeah, €50 an hour. And that - unless you're in Amsterdam - is over Skype. Which you may find even more daunting. (You shouldn't.)

If that sounds good, be in touch.