Hire Me

You can hire me to do just about anything connected with words. Except mince them. That's not being homophobic, that's just no-nonsense straight-talk. I'm Alan Partridge. Apparently. No - ignore all that. Just let me know what you need in the form below, or click through to the separate pages for maximum info. 

I AM A COPYWRITER
I AM AN ENGLISH TEACHER
I AM A TRANSLATOR

ALSO, DON'T FORGET: I KNOW WORDS. I HAVE...

THE BEST WORDS ONLINE 


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