The Guides

The first guide — How to Survive a Mid-Life Crisis — was published here on 31 January, 2018. There will be one new guide at the end of every month for the next five years, death permitting. Future titles will probably include How to Say Goodbye, How to Cure Back Pain, How Best to Handle a Sociopath, How to Defeat Nazis, How to Get Off an Escalator, How Not to Be a Misogynist, and many, many more.

I also send out a monthly email with links to the latest guides and other exclusive bits of news about what I've been up to. That's right, exclusive. There will also be special offers on upcoming books — Lying Dogs, The Good Sociopath & Other Stories — and more than likely — why not? — some free things later in the year. So if you're not already signed up, DO IT NOW. Before I change my mind. 

I have no idea why Marvin is here. 


How To Survive a Mid-Life Crisis
When is a crisis not a crisis? Never. It's always a crisis. But the older you are, the tougher it is to negotiate. Thankfully, help is at hand with this detailed and heartfelt survival guide. Come for the advice. Stay for the Norman Wisdom joke.